I'm going to need a bigger bathtub.

The Brady Bunch

"Wolf"gang Amadeus.  

What is it?

Happy Fathers Day!

I could so beat Jimi Hendrix.

Now I don't have to pay my taxes. Stupid tax collectors. 

Who will pay the toll?

We have come to kill you.

That's Bad to the Bone.

Gum Bless America

Hey, look that guy has an ear"ring".

Now that's what I call the wedding crashers.

A healthy balance of nutrition for yourself (kind of).

Big boy, little girl. Miley, don't get squashed!  

Run! It's a cannibal. 

Oh my God, it's Microsoft Dick. 

Barbie, what did you do this time?

The way of life we should follow.

I'm going to really need a chiropractor after this. 

Homer, who's your plastic surgeon? 

Talk about your Hot Wheels.

You talk about gas prices being high.

So when they say, when you got to go, you got to go, they really mean it.